Help your friends get over humpday, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Status Updates: I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child. That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated. My brain has too many tabs open. I’m not interested […]
Million Dollar Question, Dog Plays Dead Really Good, and 20 Sly Status Updates for Facebook
Make your Tuesday fun, share one of these… 20 Sly Status Updates for Facebook: The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. When someone chooses the stall next to me when plenty others are available I tap my foot 3 times […]
Lost Friends, Sing-A-Long Dog, and Ridiculously Hilarious Funny Status Updates for Facebook.
Make Monday count, share one of these… Ridiculously Hilarious Funny Status Updates for Facebook: As a college student my favorite words are “free” and “cancelled” ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp. required. Must speak 4 language, have 2 olympic medals, and a reference letter from Barack Obama. Can I take a sick day if […]
TV Shows, Mama Isn’t Home, and Weekend Status Posts
Make the weekend last longer, share one of these… Top 20 Facebook Status Posts from this weekend: Ever update an app and realize the “fixed issues” were all a lie and it will never be the same? That’s what going back to an ex is like. There are 2 types of people in this world […]
Halloween Status Updates 2014
Halloween on a Friday? That’s what I’m talking about! Share some laughs, share one of these… Halloween Status Updates 2014: Asked my kid what her favorite part of today’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, “that ghost”…. Now I have to move houses. Halloween is, by far, the safest day to […]
Ladies Amirite, Stupid Cat, and Good Status Updates for Facebook.
Make someones Day… 12 Good Status Updates for Facebook: Please enjoy your day. Not mine. If halloween to new years isn’t your favorite time of the year we have a problem. Four drinks and I’m using curse words like commas. Eat like no one is watching. If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them […]