Help your friends get over humpday, share one of these…
20 Great Facebook Status Updates:
- I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child.
- That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated.
- My brain has too many tabs open.
- I’m not interested in the PG-version of life.
- IF I’m not insulting you daily, it means I don’t like you.
- My favorite part of the day is when I get to go to bed.
- I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 6 cookies.
- When you take off your iPhone case and it feels like you’re holding a newborn.
- 7:30AM ~ *wakes up*
7:33AM ~ “this is the worst day of my life”
- I’m eating just in case i get hungry later
- You’re a pain in the ass, but damnit, you’re my pain in the ass.
- Nothing is more terrifying than making eye contact with the guy running that mall kiosk.
- No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey. #SilverLining
- Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia.
- I’d like to retract that statement I made a few weeks back about wanting it to get cold.
- I’ve come to the realization that the trash goes out more than I do.
- “WHO THE F*CK TOOK MY…..oh here it is.”
- That awkward moment when you’re laying in bed and can’t decide if it’s worth the effort to get up to go to the bathroom.
- Every single person on the planet has the reflexes of a superhero if you start scrolling through their photos while holding their phone.
- Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
Epic Spider iPhone Prank:
I toldja not to do dat! LOL 😛 Share if you enjoyed.