Help a friend smile, share one of these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: You know that tingly feeling you get when you have a crush on someone? That’s common sense leaving your body. I hate it when my cat leaves a dead Smart Car on my doorstep. Wine. Pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives. […]
That Annoying Moment, R2D2 Bird, and 20 Killer Facebook Statuses
Make Wednesday count, share one of these… 20 Killer Facebook Statuses: Snow is like people: a little bit can be beautiful, too much sucks; and when it sticks around for too long it can make life suck. If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair? Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99 It’s not […]
Veterans Day Status Updates 2014
Happy Veterans Day! Celebrate Veterans with a status update, picture, or quote… Veterans Day Status Updates 2014: Dear Santa This year for Christmas I’d like; no wait… Forget that. Get in your sleigh, go over seas, get our soldiers and bring them home. They deserve to be with their family’s on Christmas. It doesn’t matter […]
Laser Gun Bird, Movie Candy, and 20 Monday Status Updates for Facebook
Start your week off right, share one of these…. 20 Monday Status Updates for Facebook: When you’re talking to a girl always remember that you’re also talking to her friends via screenshots. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database. Want the truth? Just ask a kid. Yes. Is time travel […]
The Thing About November Birthdays, Absurd Cat Noises, and Weekend Status Updates for Facebook
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Weekend Status Updates for Facebook: I just wanna stay home and cuddle my dog. Beginning to realize that I was probably dropped as a baby. So many feelings today. Mostly hunger. If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross. If […]
Lamb Begs for Pets, Sneezing be like, and Top Facebook Status Posts
This Thursday, make someones day – share one of these… Top 20 Facebook Status Posts: The sh*tty thing about Thursday is it’s not Friday. Our friendship is bad for my liver. If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way. I need something that’s more […]