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20 Weekend Status Updates for Facebook:
- I just wanna stay home and cuddle my dog.
- Beginning to realize that I was probably dropped as a baby.
- So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
- If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
- If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm.
- Later is the best time to do anything.
- I’m less needy and more wanty.
- Don’t reach for the stars. They are extremely hot and will incinerate you.
- My door bell is a recording of a shotgun being racked.
- I run the way my love life goes. Slowly and then not at all.
- Divorce is what happens when two people win an argument.
- Every morning you have a choice: forget your dreams or live them.
- Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your EpiPen?
- People are always like “if your gonna swear do it correctly” I’m like shit no I won’t. I’ll swear however the damn ass I want. You hell bitch.
- It’s season 7 of Sons of Anarchy and still none of them have ever stopped to put gas in their bikes.
- Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
- Oh, someone just broke your heart? Big deal, I just made a grammatical error on the internet.
- Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
- People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.
- As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called “Identity Theft”.
Absurd Cat Noises….
I think she forgot how to Cat 😛 As always, please share if you enjoyed.
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