Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Great Status Updates for the Weekend: Whiskey improves with age. I improve with whiskey. I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. All I want for Christmas is you. (JK, give me wine.) Don’t judge me, Sir. You wouldn’t […]
Paper Cat, Creepy Guy, and Facebook’s Best Status Updates
From this week on the FB, share one of these… Facebook’s Best Status Updates: Every day is just a new opportunity to eat tacos. The woman I am most likely interested in isn’t at bars or meetup, but at home watching Netflix, and there’s no way I’ll ever meet her. I’m happy, but not “Oprah […]
Why Men Hate Being in Pictures, Nagging, and 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Make a friends day, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Well, at least it’s not Monday. I may be wrong, but I doubt it. I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds. Can we not and also say we didn’t? Instead of “single” as my status, I prefer […]
Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh, Fast Typers, and Best Facebook Status Updates
Happy Tuesday, make someones day, share one of these… Best Facebook Status Updates: “I saw this shit coming and I still did nothing about it” – the story of my life I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two. Fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it […]
Dog Finds Way, Grandma, and 20 Hilarious Facebook Status Posts
Number 18 will make you LOL! 20 Hilarious Facebook Status Posts: Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old. There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face. Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-ass jingle. Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. […]
Kitty Language, Phone Checking, and Top Status Updates
Make the weekend last longer, share one of these… Top 20 Status Updates from Facebook this past week (11/15): I’m one of those people who you’ll hate until you have an actual conversation with. Bacon: low-carb AND gluten-free I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11. ‘I feel ugly today’ lucky you… I […]