Dog Finds Way, Grandma, and 20 Hilarious Facebook Status Posts

Number 18 will make you LOL!

20 Hilarious Facebook Status Posts:

  1. Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
  2. There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.
  3. Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-ass jingle.
  4. Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
  5. Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy puppies and that’s very close to happiness.
  6. If a hater keeps checking on you, that’s not a hater, that’s a fan. Give that b*tch a free autograph.
  7. me: im gonna lose weight me: im gonna exercise every day me: im not going to eat me: im gonna go on diet and stick to it me: is that cake?
  8. No money November is going well so far.
  9. At some point you’ve got to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t jump puddles for you.
  10. I don’t always know what I want, but I do know what I don’t want.
  11. It’s too cold to do anything but snuggle.
  12. The awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you’re supposed to hate.
  13. I hope I’m never dad enough to have a cell phone holster.
  14. The year is 2026. The iPhone18 is the size of a dump truck. Everything is automatically sepia toned. Air is pumpkin spice flavored.
  15. If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written “f*ck off forever” instead of “keep in touch” in your yearbook.
  16. What’s it called when you hate everyone but still want people to like you? I’m that.
  17. Last night my wife was sipping on a glass of her favorite wine while sitting on the back porch with me. She paused and said I love you so much. I don’t know how I could ever live without you. I looked at her and asked if that was her or the wine talking. She said it is me…..talking to the wine.
  18. Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn’t want to go to in the first place.
  19. A man went to the moon and only took five pictures, maybe you oughta cut down those 47 selfies for your trip to the bathroom, sweetheart.
  20. Before I marry someone, I want to overhear them on the phone with tech support to see who they really are.

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