Kitty Language, Phone Checking, and Top Status Updates

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Top 20 Status Updates from Facebook this past week (11/15):

  1. I’m one of those people who you’ll hate until you have an actual conversation with.
  2. Bacon: low-carb AND gluten-free
  3. I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
  4. ‘I feel ugly today’ lucky you… I feel ugly everyday -_-
  5. There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
  6. I’m not in a hurry, but I’m not trying to stroll.
  7. I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
  8. If kindness really kills, you’ll always be completely safe around me.
  9. My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.
  10. I have decided to stop doing things “Like a Boss” and will now do things “Like a Rhinestone Cowboy.”
  11. A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
  12. Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.
  13. “Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself…” ~ History
  14. If you hold up a Shell and listen carefully, you can hear the cashier telling you he doesn’t want any trouble.
  15. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog?
  16. Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
  17. For the 1st time in history, Earthlings have landed on a comet! Finally, revenge for the time that comet landed on all our dinosaurs.
  18. He wanted super glue so I gave him regular glue with a little cape on it.
  19. I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell oiLy Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
  20. Don’t be upset that you’re single; be happy that someone isn’t ruining your life.

More Funny Pictures & Videos | Yesterdays Status Updates…

We finally figured out what “Lick” is in Kitty Language…

Silly KittEh! Tape doesn’t = Lick 😛

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