This Thursday, make someones day – share one of these…
Top 20 Facebook Status Posts:
- The sh*tty thing about Thursday is it’s not Friday.
- Our friendship is bad for my liver.
- If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way.
- I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
- Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad. - person: “why do you only have like 5 friends?”
me: “quality not quantity” - I don’t want to go to work. There are people there.
- Really disappointed that most ice cream isn’t Dip ‘n’ Dots. Is it not the future yet?
- I’d love to talk but I’m trying to get home so I can be alone.
- Is it time for hibernation yet? I need to get on that.
- Can you throw your back out by sucking your belly in? Asking for a friend.
- No, they don’t pay me enough.
- Don’t ask me how work is going. It’s going how it’s always going. Hellish.
- If I text you “k” feel free to assume that everything is not “k”.
- If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
- That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh.
- Don’t complain about your life when you are the one who is handling it.
- Don’t be too flattered. If I’ve come up a fun nickname for you, chances are it’s because I’ve forgotten your real name. Sorry, Cowboy.
- Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you’re working.
- The condoms need to be located in the f*cking baby aisle Next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar formula cans.
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Lamb Demands Pets While Dog Looks On
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkpF-t0RHdU[/youtube]
Little lamb is an attention seeker! The little dog is hoping to get the same treatment 🙂
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