That Annoying Moment, R2D2 Bird, and 20 Killer Facebook Statuses

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20 Killer Facebook Statuses:

Snow is like people: a little bit can be beautiful, too much sucks; and when it sticks around for too long it can make life suck.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair?
Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll do it.
Finally decided to make an important phone call. Cross your fingers that no one answers.
Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
That awkward moment when you didn’t notice I spelt awkward wrong… No I didn’t, but you checked before reading this didn’t you?
Some say that bad memories cause resentment and pain, but it’s ironic that the good ones often drive us insane.
I hate how after an argument, I think about more clever shit I could’ve said…
It’s hilarious when textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. “Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem…”
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
Yes, I’m here to apply for the position of both baller and shot caller.
Never call a woman crazy because she will say, “I’m not crazy!” and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.
That blinky light on each side of your car? It’s there so we all know what direction you’re gonna aim your 4,000 lb death machine. USE IT.
Stupidity needs it’s own lane.
If I could do a back flip you’d know it because that’s how I would exit every room.
I took the “Which 90’s Cartoon Are You?” quiz and got “You’re a f*cking grown man. Stop it. Right now.”
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I’m describing him.