Make someones Day…
12 Good Status Updates for Facebook:
- Please enjoy your day. Not mine.
- If halloween to new years isn’t your favorite time of the year we have a problem.
- Four drinks and I’m using curse words like commas.
- Eat like no one is watching.
- If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them to Starbuck’s in the morning.
- I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.
- How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?
- If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it louder.
- Paper cuts: so small, but so evil.
- If he texts you while he’s with his family, that means he really likes you. Or he just hates his family.
- GF: Babe what are you doing?? BF: Nothing much, really tired just going to sleep now and you sweetheart ? GF: In the club standing right behind you.
- Don’t act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.
Witty Status | Yesterdays Status Updates…
STupid CAt (one day late for Cat day, but, everyday is Cat day on the internets amirite?)
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Ugh, that makes me love muh cat more. They suck but, they sure are loveable!
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