Make someones Day… 12 Good Status Updates for Facebook: Please enjoy your day. Not mine. If halloween to new years isn’t your favorite time of the year we have a problem. Four drinks and I’m using curse words like commas. Eat like no one is watching. If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them […]
Good Status Updates
Baseball Boss, Kitty Kisses, and Good Status Updates
Something for everybody, share these… Good Status Updates for Facebook: When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do. Whoever […]
Epic Commercial, Awesome Timeline, & Good Statuses
Enhance your Timeline, share these… Good Statuses for Facebook: That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That one friend who always gets the joke like 2 hours later. Deja Vu: When God thinks something is […]
Magic Prank, GTA Parking, & Good Status Updates
Be LIKEd on FB, share these… Good Status Updates for Facebook: Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true. […]
Crazy Driver, Mind Tricks, & Good Status Updates
Get more LIKEs per status, share these… Good Status Updates for Facebook: Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Ever drive somewhere, completely zoned out, and wonder, ‘How the heck did I just get here?’ Then start freaking out about […]