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Good Statuses for Facebook:
- That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- That one friend who always gets the joke like 2 hours later.
- Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
- DAILY ROUTINE : ☑ Eat ☑ Sleep ☑ Facebook ☑ YouTube ☑ Twitter ☐ Study.
- I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
- The 5 second rule is more of a rough guideline.
- When I was a kid, I used to close the fridge door slowly just to see when the light turned off. (197+LIKEs in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Showing your friend a YouTube video and constantly checking their face to make sure their enjoying it.
- All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
- Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn’t it?
- Biggest and most common lie a nurse tells: “The doctor will be right in.”
- I do everything faster when I have to pee.
- Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- If you send me home with leftovers, say goodbye to your tupperware.
Best Timeline, ever?
That is a pretty creative timeline. Hover your mouse over that hilarious timeline cover photo to share on your Facebook wall for instant LIKEability.
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