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- Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Ever drive somewhere, completely zoned out, and wonder, ‘How the heck did I just get here?’ Then start freaking out about how many red lights you must have ran. Yeah, happens all the time.
- PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.
- Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.
- How the heck does everyone find me on Pinterest? Seems like everyone is following me… CREEPY!
- It’s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.
- The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes. (221+LIKEs in 4 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.
- *Ignores phone call* -Text them- “You called me?”
- You call them free samples; I call them a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
- “We have a history” sounds a lot better than “we used to hook-up and now it’s awkward.”
- I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
- When in doubt, answer the question with another question. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Somebody tell me when did bathrooms become photo booths?
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1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for about 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface.
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!
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What in the world is going on through this guys head???
LOL, I can’t believe that guy just took the middle lane, with snow, like it was nobodies business. I mean, sometimes I feel like doing that… but, this guy actually did it. Crazy! Post to your Timeline and see what your FB friends think of this certified nut job.
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