Baseball Boss, Kitty Kisses, and Good Status Updates

Something for everybody, share these…

Good Status Updates for Facebook:

• When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.  ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
• Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.
• Whoever snuck the s in “fast food” is a clever person.
• What do ducks smoke? Quack.
• I make way more decisions than I should based on the battery life of my phone.
• IT’S A 4-WAY STOP, PEOPLE, NOT A RUBIK’S CUBE!!
• My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that.”
• Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with.
• I’m still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
• Dear stomach, you’re just bored, but not hungry. Sincerely, I’m getting fat.
• You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull.
• When you meet someone special, you’ll know. Your heart will beat more rapidly and you’ll smile for no reason.
• Spending half of the movie wondering where you’ve seen the actor before. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend…you owe me.

Kitty Gives Mom a Kiss:

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Baseball like a boss:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrR8dPF4hQs[/youtube]

Very impressive, young Jedi. Go forth and share this epic-ness with your Facebook friends so that they too may delight in this exceptionally awesome baseball play.