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Adele, Potato Chips, & Great Facebook Statuses
Get Liked, try these… Great Status Updates about Life & Love: If “plan A” didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When I’m reading a book and someone asks me what I’m reading, I don’t answer. I just raise up the book, so they can […]
Flower Hat for Hamster, Crying Babies on Planes, and Funny Status Updates
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16 Fresh & Funny Status Updates for Every Occasion!
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