Adele, Potato Chips, & Great Facebook Statuses

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Adele:

Adele - Rolling in the Deep

Ha! Now that’s a share-worthy funny picture 🙂 Share this pop culture meme with your Facebook friends by hovering your mouse cursor over the picture and selecting share.

Problem with Potato Chips these days…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUvBMIEqtPM[/youtube]

Totally true! Share this video on your FB wall and spread the word – we won’t accept 5 chip Potato bags!!!!

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