16 Fresh & Funny Status Updates for Every Occasion!

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15 Funny Status Updates for Every Occasion:

  1. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  2. Just Unfriended a Facebook Friend on their Birthday… that takes TRUE GRIT!
  3. It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
  4. If money talks, why won’t it have a conversation with me?
  5. You owe it to yourself to become successful. After that, you’ll owe it to the IRS.
  6. All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.
  7. A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.
  8. In a perfect world you’d be able to mark people as spam in real life. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  9. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
  10. Don’t play stupid with me – I’m better at it.
  11. Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
  12. Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  13. try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.
  14. The next time I cross the street and there is a car on the crosswalk, I’m going through the backseat.
  15. The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy. (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
  16. What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone.
LOVE STATUS: We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person! (from our new Love Statuses Page)
Funny Picture to Post:
Bring it on LIFE!
Bring it on LIFE!
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