Magic Prank, GTA Parking, & Good Status Updates

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  • When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true.
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  • Going to bed and counting how many hours of sleep you’re going to get.
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  • The heart attack when you’re in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates.
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  • Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
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  • I tend to get along with people who are fluent in sarcasm.

I’ve seen some bad parking jobs in my day. Never anything this bad…

Parking Level : Grand Theft Auto

And this my friends is why you never drink and fly. This is some quality FB Wall material right here folks.

Magic Prank:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDGlgH_ZsrY[/youtube]

Wow, LIKE A BOSS! I bet you couldn’t do that twice in a row 🙂 Share that prank with your Facebook friends and see what they think of those skills.

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