Magic Prank, GTA Parking, & Good Status Updates

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Good Status Updates for Facebook:

• Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true.
• LIKE if you don’t ring the doorbell… You just text or call to say you’re outside.
• Going to bed and counting how many hours of sleep you’re going to get.
• Admit it, At some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
• IF THIS IS YELLING & this is talking… I woNDeR wHat THis sOUnDs LikE?
• That awkward moment when you get home and look at yourself in the mirror thinking…. did I really look like this all day?  (155+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• The heart attack when you’re in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates.
• Don’t you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.
• Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
• Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
• My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• I tend to get along with people who are fluent in sarcasm.

I’ve seen some bad parking jobs in my day. Never anything this bad…

And this my friends is why you never drink and fly. This is some quality FB Wall material right here folks.

Magic Prank:

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Wow, LIKE A BOSS! I bet you couldn’t do that twice in a row 🙂 Share that prank with your Facebook friends and see what they think of those skills.