Something for everybody, share some… Creative Facebook Status Posts: That awkward moment when you’re at a red light & you look at the person next to you & they’re already looking at you. Instead of cashiers saying “here’s your receipt” they should say “will you throw this away for me?” Some days, I practice positive […]
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2-Year Old Trick Shots, Husky Hoodie, and Best Status Updates
One of these will make you laugh… 20 Best Status Updates on Facebook: I’m really good at tripping over things that don’t exist. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond. Breaking News: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash […]
Cute Wave, Weird Goats, and Great Facebook Status Posts
Score more likes, with these… Great Status Posts for Facebook: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background […]
Baseball Boss, Kitty Kisses, and Good Status Updates
Something for everybody, share these… Good Status Updates for Facebook: When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do. Whoever […]
Ninja Kick, Crazy Bridge, and Killer Status Updates.
Make Facebook fun again, share these… Killer Facebook Statuses for Every Occasion: That awesome moment when you find money in your pocket that you forgot was there! (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings) Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single. If you want to find out who your […]
Bear Cub Rescue, Snuggle Time, & More Funny Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The way to make money on Facebook is to go into settings, sign out, and get back to work. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Did you know that a large group of baboons are called a congress? That explains a lot now, doesn’t it! I’m not socially […]