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Killer Facebook Statuses for Every Occasion:
- That awesome moment when you find money in your pocket that you forgot was there! (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings)
- Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.
- If you want to find out who your true friends are, remove your birthday from your Facebook profile and see who still wishes you a happy birthday.
- Everybody has that friend that always catches you doing something weird.
- ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Who cares, I’m awesome.
- When I’m supposed to be studying, even staring at a wall becomes fun.
- That Awkward Moment when you have 10 tabs open and can’t figure out where the music is coming from. (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
- Before you say something to someone , always think about how you’d feel if someone told you the same thing.
- Partying, YOLO. Forever alone, SOLO. Marco, POLO. Condom broke, OHNO. You like men, HOMO. Bitches be crazy, FOSHO. Run bro’ run, POPO.
- The biggest mistake you can make is to drift apart from someone, who you once had the time of your life with.
- | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr. Krabs
- Never give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
- I don’t always remember an address in Australia, but when I do, it’s. P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.
- Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that came to your mind. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?
Crazy Bridge, would you cross this???
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Sweetest Kick, EVER:
That. Was. EPIC. Seriously, how is that even possible? That guy moves like a freakin’ ninja and he’s the size of a walrus! Share this with your Facebook friends for likes, comments, and awesomeness galore.
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