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Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend:
- Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?” (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 191 Ratings)
- Karma is only a bitch, if you are. #TrueStory
- Oh you have Swag? …that’s cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries?
- Dear Facebook, you cured my YouTube addiction 🙂
- If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics, I’d be like a genius.
- Apparently the “stop” button on Internet Explorer means “stop and also show me a blank useless screen regardless of what is visible when I press this button”
- MySpace / Napster / AIM…. That was my life in 2004. Now it’s Facebook / Instagram / Youtube.
- I hate when a shower only has 2 options. 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
- The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing. (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
- There is absolutely nothing more attractive than someone who can teach you something new.
- Does anybody get sort of offended when you’re signing up for something and the website tells you that your password is weak?
- Mornings are the best when they start in the afternoon.
- “I’ve spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted.” -W.C. Fields
- A good friend doesn’t just make you smile, they make you happy.
- Every extra “FWD:” in the subject of an email reduces the possibility of the content being factual by 95%.
- Hoes looking for attention… Haters looking for a mention… Welcome to Facebook.
- Please, if I ever offend you, it’s because I meant to. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
The toughest gang in town…
Did somebody call the cute patrol? Ahhh man these guys are so adorable, I’d LIKE them in a second. And, I bet your friends would too! Share the baddest gang in town with the rest of your Facebook fans!
OLD Spice Does it again with this EPIC Viral Video:
Haha, that was just plain hilarious! Loved it!!! Spread the muscle music, NOW! Or he will find you and eat you.
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Enjoy your holiday weekend, we’ll be back on MONDAY!