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Motorcycle Bulldog Wave, Tomorrow Cancelled, and Best Status Updates
Happy Friday, make someones day share one of these… 20 Best Facebook Statuses Spotted This Week: It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. Jackson first became angry. The main reason I watch documentaries is to have Morgan Freeman’s voice soothe me to […]
Marketing Gold, Red Light, and 20 Best Status Updates
Welcome to October 2014, share one of these… The 20 Best Facebook Status Updates from September: On a scale of one to crazy how many cats are you? If two people are arguing and one person says, “You know what…” that argument is about to get awesome. I solve all my problems by creating three new […]
Mouse Dance, Cup Holder Sleep, and Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share one of these… 20 Best Facebook Status Updates This Week: I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system. For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march […]
Clicking KittEh, Monopoly, and Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 of the Best Status Updates from this week: I’m doing what I’ve always done. Learning from the mistakes of others who take my advice. There’s a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol. How many times do […]
Polar Bears 1st Steps, Waldo Friends, and Best Status Updates.
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