Orphan Baby Goat, Cop Dogs, and 20 Best Status Updates

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these…

20 Best Facebook Status Updates:

  1. My life feels like M. Night Shyamalan is directing it because it makes absolutely no sense and I don’t even wanna finish it.
  2. You don’t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent’s house.
  3. The first rule of selfie club should be clean your room.
  4. me: *owns 264 unread books*
    me: *buys 17 new books*
    me: *rereads harry potter*
  5. I believe in hate at first sight.
  6. You shouldn’t be sad because sad spelled backwards is das and das not good.
  7. Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You’re annoying enough as it is.
  8. Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a Candy Crush invite.
  9. Rompers are great until someone has to pee.
  10. Holiday survival tip: A candy cane can be sucked into a weapon.
  11. No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
  12. I’m alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.
  13. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent.”
  14. Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
  15. “Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!” -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time
  16. A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying.
  17. I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs…But I totally trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.
  18. I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
  19. Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
  20. Some people should come with subtitles.

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Orphan Baby Goat Gets Adopted:

The way that little fella jumps around melts my heart. Share if it melts yours!

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