Get some mid week laughs this Wednesday by posting these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect.
- Egomania: a disease that makes everyone sick except the carrier.
- It’s cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.
- Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
- Apparently there are stupid questions. They’re the ones I ask my wife.
- If I’m reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them.
- My girlfriend warned me that if I got her one more stupid gift she would burn it. So I got her a candle.
- I don’t like people who can’t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- “I see people.” – The Fifth Sense
- “Oh crap, of course!” -unicycler seeing a bicycle
- Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
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Oh Misery Bear!
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