Some HOT Statuses for you…

Happy Thursday, good news… Tomorrow is Friday!  Until then stay positive and make your friends laugh, we’ve got something for everyone with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
  • You’re not completely worthless…I can at least use you as a bad example.
  • It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.
  • Dear Division, Do it. I dare you. Sincerely, Zero.
  • Hey time, Slow down. You’re killing me.
  • My company is going green, so I made my coffee Irish.
  • Personally, I don’t believe the world owes me a living, although for the amount I make, an apology would be nice. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.

Funny Picture to Post:

Another Cool Picture for your FB Profile:

Pew pew pew!!!

Funny Video to Post:


Are you freaking kidding me?!?!  That is absolutely ridiculous.  Not to mention, if you post it, you can expect a ton of hilarious comments 😉  You’re welcome.

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