Happy Thursday, good news… Tomorrow is Friday! Until then stay positive and make your friends laugh, we’ve got something for everyone with these…
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
You’re not completely worthless…I can at least use you as a bad example.
It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.
- Dear Division, Do it. I dare you. Sincerely, Zero.
- Hey time, Slow down. You’re killing me.
- My company is going green, so I made my coffee Irish.
Personally, I don’t believe the world owes me a living, although for the amount I make, an apology would be nice. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
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