Study Hard, Double Dutch Doggie, & Good Status Posts

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Good Facebook Status Posts:

  • Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
  • The awkward moment when you answer a question that was supposed to be rhetorical.
  • Keeping a can of gray spray paint in your car is a lot cheaper than a ticket for parking in the red zone.
  • I hate how chocolate immediately melts in my fingers. I mean, AM I REALLY THAT HOT!?
  • Has anyone noticed that the texts you’re trying to cancel always send faster?
  • After reading this status, you will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize a second “the”.  (182+LIKEs in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • A bad picture of you, and your automatic response is: “Don’t put that on Facebook!”
  • Dear Karma, I’ve a “friend” who is desperately awaiting your visit.
  • If you pay too much attention to hate they win…they bring you down. Too much love in the world to deal with that nonsense. Be positive!
  • My car will never have enough cup holders.
  • I think that work and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
  • “You won’t like me when I’m angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources.” -The Credible Hulk  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Making weird faces just to cheer someone up.

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Well, it’s Finals week for many students. And, for this reason you should study hard…

Study Hard

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