Cat Coach, Iron Man’s Facebook, & Witty Status Updates

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15 Witty Status Updates that get LIKEs:

  1. That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Exits Facebook, closes laptop, crawls into bed… unlocks phone, gets back on Facebook.
  3. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
  4. The awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply.
  5. LIKE if you’ve searched for something then realized that it was in your hands the whole time.
  6. My attitude is based on how you treat me.
  7. Feeling like an idiot when someone is yelling your name and you can’t find them.
  8. LIKE if you talk to yourself and laugh because you’re just that hilarious.  (252+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. Life isn’t about net worth. It’s about self worth.
  10. I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.
  11. Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?
  12. Sometimes all I need is a listener, not an adviser.
  13. The librarians at my school take their job way too seriously.
  14. I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Have you ever wondered what, Iron Man’s Facebook, is like? Here you go…

Iron Man's Facebook

Ahhh Iron Man is my favorite character from The Avengers, how about you??? Share Iron Man’s Facebook by hovering your mouse over the picture and clicking “Click to Share” for instant LIKEs & comments.

If you’ve ever needed a personal trainer, maybe look to your pet cat…

Down! Down! Just 5 meow-re! LOL 🙂 Share this personal training success story with your Facebook friends for more LIKEs than you can do push-ups.

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