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Funny Status Posts for Facebook:
- LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Show me the personfax.
- You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
- If you search “askew” in google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it)
- The most sweet hearted people are the most mistreated people.
- *Year 2050* Son: “Dad how did you meet mom?” Dad: “Aaah my son… It all started with a Poke on Facebook”.
- Just because you say “No offense” doesn’t make your statement any less offensive.
- “Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice. (245+LIKEs in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Why I try samples at stores: 5% I’m thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food.
- That awkward moment when someone takes your joke way too seriously.
- There is no way to read your password to someone else without feeling like a complete idiot.
- Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else’s status.
- If you search “askew” in google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it)
- A smile is a language that even a baby understands.
- When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- You’re dating my ex? Cool. I’m eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?
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This Cat has an Elevator, YES, an Elevator…
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