Cat Elevator, LIKE Post, & Funny Statuses

Step your status game up with these…

Funny Status Posts for Facebook:

  • LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes…  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Show me the personfax.
  • You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
  • If you search “askew” in google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it)
  • The most sweet hearted people are the most mistreated people.
  • *Year 2050* Son: “Dad how did you meet mom?” Dad: “Aaah my son… It all started with a Poke on Facebook”.
  • Just because you say “No offense” doesn’t make your statement any less offensive.
  • “Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.  (245+LIKEs in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Why I try samples at stores: 5% I’m thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food.
  • That awkward moment when someone takes your joke way too seriously.
  • There is no way to read your password to someone else without feeling like a complete idiot.
  • Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else’s status.
  • If you search “askew” in google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it)
  • A smile is a language that even a baby understands.
  • When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • You’re dating my ex? Cool. I’m eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?

LIKEs IRL:

Facebook LIKE Post

Share this Funny Facebook Picture by hovering your mouse over and clicking “Click to Share” your friends will LIKE you forever 🙂

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This Cat has an Elevator, YES, an Elevator…

What, your cat doesn’t have an Elevator?!? HA 🙂 Share this epic video with your Facebook friends for some instant comment karma & LIKEs.

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