Pop Rock Win, Stuffed Mouse, & Funny Statuses

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  • Lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped, don’t need it.
  • I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when I go into the bathroom.
  • Deleting one ‘ha’ from your ‘hahahaha’ cause you think its too much.
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  • Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
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  • Brb, feeding my unicorn.
  • If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

Just a Mouse and His Stuffed Bear:

Mouse Stuffed Bear

Don’t lie, you know you couldn’t sleep without a stuffed bear when you were a kid either. Post to your FB wall to get tons of LIKEs.

82 year old tries Pop Rocks for the first time:


See, old people can be cute too 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this adorably sweet combination.

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