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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Ah, Facebook Mobile…or as I like to call it,”WALK ‘N STALK’!” (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
- Lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped, don’t need it.
- I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when I go into the bathroom.
- Deleting one ‘ha’ from your ‘hahahaha’ cause you think its too much.
- I wish when you “unfriend” someone, you had the option to tell them why you have done so…
- Posting philosophical statuses doesn’t make you wise, it makes you annoying. (111+Likes in 14 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I don’t like that tone of voice you’re texting me in.
- Waking up and checking your Facebook, like it’s the morning paper.
- Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
- I want to follow a random family around Disney world for a day, and just be in the background of all of their photos.
- Brb, feeding my unicorn.
- If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.
Just a Mouse and His Stuffed Bear:
Don’t lie, you know you couldn’t sleep without a stuffed bear when you were a kid either. Post to your FB wall to get tons of LIKEs.
82 year old tries Pop Rocks for the first time:
See, old people can be cute too 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this adorably sweet combination.