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Awesome Status Updates for Facebook:
- To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
- Silly barber, always puts my superman cape on backwards.
- You know you are bored when all you do is eat.
- Nothing screams jealous insecure trust issues louder than a joint Facebook profile.
- Walking into your room and saying “Damn, I need to clean this…” then walking out.
- Lazy fact #254946156, You were too lazy to read that number. (191+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- That depressing moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie.
- LIKE IF you sign on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.
- Ladies, you can’t really say “Happiness” without saying “Penis”.
- That nervous feeling you get when you talk to someone you really like on the phone for the first time.
- I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.
- The awkward moment when you think your falling off a building and have a spaz attack in your sleep.
- You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- “I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What’s so cool about M&M wrappers?”
Did anyone order the bag full of cuteness?
Post that to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKE & comment magnet at work. Cute puppies never fail!
House of Cards comes crashing down…
Amazing that someone could stack cards that high to begin with. Share with your Facebook friends and see if they’ve ever wrecked a house of cards like that one 🙂