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  • That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When FB stalking someone & I find out their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
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  • Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
  • If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive-thru, it’s safe to say we’re all screwed.
  • I force myself not to look at the clock during class/work so time goes by faster.
  • Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
  • Approximately 80% of my regrets involve hitting “send”  (151+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Greatest fear in life…. Someone will find a way to retrieve everything I’ve ever googled.
  • They should put put mini M&M’s inside regular ones and make M&M’s Pregnants.
  • I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.
  • I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.
  • That person you hate, but constantly look at their Facebook profile!
  • Facebook: Should really change its name to StalkBook…
  • Dang, you look better than ever. LOL JK, you’ve been hittin up McDonalds lately, right?
  • The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to update your Facebook status.
  • Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you don’t feel like writing a long email to somebody, just write a short sentence and then add “Sent from my iPhone.”

This little guy gets all the chicks…

Weight Lifting Puppy

Share that one on your Facebook page to get tons of LIKEs & comments 🙂

Baby Pops Bubbles whilst laughing hysterically…


That is one baby that could brighten anyones day. Post to your FB Wall and watch the LIKEs fly right in.

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