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Great Status Updates for Facebook:
- That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- When FB stalking someone & I find out their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
- LIKE if you HATE running out of hot water in the middle of a shower
- Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
- If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive-thru, it’s safe to say we’re all screwed.
- I force myself not to look at the clock during class/work so time goes by faster.
- Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
- Approximately 80% of my regrets involve hitting “send” (151+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Greatest fear in life…. Someone will find a way to retrieve everything I’ve ever googled.
- They should put put mini M&M’s inside regular ones and make M&M’s Pregnants.
- I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.
- I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.
- That person you hate, but constantly look at their Facebook profile!
- Facebook: Should really change its name to StalkBook…
- Dang, you look better than ever. LOL JK, you’ve been hittin up McDonalds lately, right?
- The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to update your Facebook status.
- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- If you don’t feel like writing a long email to somebody, just write a short sentence and then add “Sent from my iPhone.”
This little guy gets all the chicks…
Share that one on your Facebook page to get tons of LIKEs & comments 🙂
Baby Pops Bubbles whilst laughing hysterically…
That is one baby that could brighten anyones day. Post to your FB Wall and watch the LIKEs fly right in.