Baby Cell-Phone, Smitten Kitten, & Witty Status Updates

Be clever & smart on FB by sharing these…

Witty Status Updates for Facebook:

• There are only a few people I can say “You’re one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.”  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• When I say I laughed out loud, I really mean that I made a loud outward breath through my nostrils, similar to a bull.
• I don’t make typos. I make new words.
• Going on the computer to do your homework but ending up going on Facebook instead.
• The length of your “about me” section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
• People’s definition of what age is young is dependent on their age.
• Signs you are getting old: Your Facebook news feed is now full of people’s kids in costume rather than themselves.
• If something cool happens and you don’t share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?  (112+Likes in 6minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Love is like a game, Some people Cheat and some prefer to play it fair.
• Sunflower seeds are not food; they are an activity.
• iPhones…. Making it simple for self centered people to post pictures of themselves on Facebook.
• Hate to break it to you mom, but my friends do not care if my room is messy, They care whether or not there’s food…
• I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• I have always wondered what I sound like to people who don’t speak English.

Smitten Kitten just a sittin’

What an adorable lil’ Kitty! Post that to your FB Wall and watch the LIKEs fly right in. (Via Imgur)

Baby Phones Home…

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They say mimicry is the highest form of flattery. Apparently this kiddo learns gets the yip-yapping from momma! Share with your Facebook Friends and see what they think of this adorable toddler.