LIKEable Statuses just for you…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I love having fresh, clean sheets but I hate that I have to make my bed in order to enjoy them.
- Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re ignoring them …
- I don’t regret things I’ve done. I regret the things I didn’t do when I had a chance.
- Facebook needs these 3 buttons: “Dislike”, “Who cares”, “Are you an idiot?”
- Why aren’t there days honoring great inventors like Albert Einstein or Thomas Edison?
- LIKE if you reply ”LMFAO” ”ROFL” “LOL” and you’re clearly just sitting there emotionless as a robot. (250+Likes in 11 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- You’re not always need an inspirational quotes to get back up or to keep on going, sometimes all you need is to tell yourself to live life.
- When is the robot who folds clothes going to be invented???
- Facebook needs a “remove from existence” button. That way I don’t have to see their posts on mutual friends’ walls, and I can just forget that they even exist.
- Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
- Don’t let anyone get in your way of making your dreams come true. Life is too short to not living the dream.
- Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
- It’s not the same watching a football game on replay. Now my beer drinking and shouting at the TV has no impact on the score.
- A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Dear Vegetarians, you’re not doing us any favors, all your doing is eating our food supply. Sincerely, Starving Animals.
Nostalgic Childhood Memories:
Forever Young! Share on your friends wall to gauge their reaction to this amazing quote 🙂
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