Unfriending, Care Bear, & Statuses that get LIKEd

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Funny Facebook Statuses:

• It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Any time one of my favorite movies comes on tv, I have to watch it, regardless of the fact that I have it on DVD and can watch it commercial free.
• Like a vampire, the best way to a man’s heart is a nice big steak.
• Sometimes people don’t say what they truly feel. It’s because they either don’t want to say it or they don’t know how to express it.
• That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
• Reading old messages and realizing how much you actually miss that one person.
• Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook statuses; it simply makes me not care what you think of them… (100+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around.
• I bet crocodiles are pissed off that “crocs” no longer stands for “gigantic vicious reptile,” but now means “ugly waterproof shoe.”
• Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldnt have said.
• Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re ignoring them …
• When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.
• Remind me why I work 40 hours a week to be this poor?
• Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?   (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• If things always went according to a plan, then life would not be interesting.

A Very Caring Bear…

How thoughtful of him to check-in like that. Post to your wall and see what your friends think of this one.

William Shatner on Unfriending on Facebook:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpwmDQ0NQY[/youtube]

LOL! Who doesn’t love Will Shatner? Share on your Facebook page and watch the LIKEs fly in.