Obi-Cat, Giant Puddle, & Clever FB Statuses

Step your Status game up, use these…

20 Clever Facebook Statuses:

  1. I wish some people were as pretty on the inside as they presume they are on the outside.
  2. Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
  3. ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Who gives a shit, I’m awesome.
  4. Friends are like shoes. We look for good-looking ones. But at the end, we choose the ones we feel comfortable with.
  5. Worry: a waste of imagination.
  6. Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around.
  7. Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes.
  8. After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat’s the male. Guess she knows it’s easier to claim life insurance rather than child support.
  9. If your name exceeds four syllables, I’m gonna just call you “hey”
  10. Carfax but for people… genius.
  11. I like to start my morning off with a good nap.
  12. Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
  13. “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” and lots & lots of crabs…
  14. Just tried to turn on the TV with my phone.
  15. Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
  16. Letting go is not about forgetting the past, but living and growing for a better future.
  17. Too often we want what we cant have… but those who suffer the most are those who don’t know what they want.
  18. When your laptops about to die and you dramatically run though the house grabing your charger and plug it in. Like the feeling of saving a life.
  19. Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
  20. Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn’t, make a great many apologies tomorrow.

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