Step your Status game up, use these…
20 Clever Facebook Statuses:
- I wish some people were as pretty on the inside as they presume they are on the outside.
- Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
- ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Who gives a shit, I’m awesome.
- Friends are like shoes. We look for good-looking ones. But at the end, we choose the ones we feel comfortable with.
- Worry: a waste of imagination.
- Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around.
- Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes.
- After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat’s the male. Guess she knows it’s easier to claim life insurance rather than child support.
- If your name exceeds four syllables, I’m gonna just call you “hey”
- Carfax but for people… genius.
- I like to start my morning off with a good nap.
- Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
- “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” and lots & lots of crabs…
- Just tried to turn on the TV with my phone.
- Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
- Letting go is not about forgetting the past, but living and growing for a better future.
- Too often we want what we cant have… but those who suffer the most are those who don’t know what they want.
- When your laptops about to die and you dramatically run though the house grabing your charger and plug it in. Like the feeling of saving a life.
- Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
- Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn’t, make a great many apologies tomorrow.
He’s tough but, o so wise. Spread the knowledge of this jedi-cat-warrior.
Kid Falls Into Giant Puddle: (WARNING: Language)
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