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Witty Facebook Status Updates:
- If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented the Pool Noodle.
- Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
- Wow, I thought “flash mob” meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?
- That awkward moment when you can’t tell twins apart.
- If somebody’s presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!
- The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.
- If you don’t go after it, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you dont step forward, you’ll always be in the same place.
- I hate when you haven’t heard from someone in a long time and then they ask you to do them a favor… how about you do me a favor and forget my number?
- “I’m sorry” and “my bad” mean the same thing… Unless you’re at a funeral.
- How can you call it love when you’re crying more than smiling.
- Fun Fact: There’s more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe.
- The ski racks on my car say I’m fun, adventurous, and can’t figure out how to take the ski racks off my car.
- You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake. It’s a choice.
- Friendships are like wine, no matter how you careful you pick the grapes, some wines turn to vinegar and others turn into vintage aged treasures.
- I changed all my passwords to “incorrect” so when I forget them, the computer will say “your password is incorrect”
- If you want to know where your heart is, look to where your mind goes when it wanders.
- I can’t wait ’til I’m rich enough to throw things away that accidentally fall in the toilet.
- Silence is a girl’s loudest cry. You can always tell she’s really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
- I like the night sky more than anything else in this world, its the only place where chaos is so peaceful.
- If gas gets any more expensive I’ll have to file for tankruptcy!
Baby Polar Bear:
Rawr! Adorable times twenty 🙂 Share this little cutie for a boatload of likes & comments.
Bear Grylls Makes Airplane Safety Video, and it’s Awesome:
Props to Air New Zealand for commissioning such an entertaining commercial. That could quite literally save lives! Pass it along, mate!