Hungry Kittens, Floating, & Funny Facebook Statuses

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

1. If cinderella’s shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?
2. You know it’s real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked.
3. That awkward moment when you’re talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot, because you’re so hilarious.
4. I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.
5. The sad moment you lose a chip in the dip so you send in a recon chip in and that breaks too.
6. Who else just absolutely can not sleep with socks on?
7. That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush
8. If you LIKE this status someone you hate will step on a lego.
9. Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.
10. I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery show, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it.
11. Facebook should change the relationship status “It’s complicated” to ”It’s confusing and stressful and we’re seeing other people.”
12. Losing: it’s like winning, but with more experience.
13. I have benefits if anybody needs a friend.
14. So, it turns out that pessimists live longer than optimists. This sucks.
15. Well, today was a complete waste of clean clothes.
16. 9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why she said “He’s thirsty and likes to lick himself.” I couldn’t argue with that.
17. May your friends respect you, Your troubles neglect you, Your family protect you, And negativity not affect you.
18. “Stalking” is such a strong word; I like to look at it as “Intense research on an individual”
19. Wonder if the government is going to issue fuel stamps now to the needy, I need to be on that program.
20. I love how in scary movies how the person yells out “hello” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m in the kitchen” “want a sandwhich”

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Hungry Kittens:

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So many Kitties, So much cuteness. Must. Share.