Best Friends, Big Dog, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • “Dad, I`m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad.” “Dad, I`m serious.” “I thought you were Hungry?” “Are you kidding me?” “Nope, I`m Dad.” (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Bacon. The word alone deserves its own status.
  • I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only time I update my status is when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time
  • I have always wondered what I sound like to people who don’t speak English.
  • Posting philosophical statuses doesn’t make you wise, it makes you annoying.
  • I dont make typos. I make new words.
  • I would have no friends left if they could ever hear my inner thoughts.   (120+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance! (By driving away and not leaving a note)
  • Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”
  • I always clear my computer’s history before doing something dangerous, you know, just in case.
  • The self-checkout line was a miracle for the condom industry.
  • The awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door.
  • When you think you have someone eating out of your hand, count your fingers. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you’re boring, we can’t be friends.

Tiberian Mastiff going hard in the paint:

Tiberian Mastiff


Wow, what a BEAST! Post on your FB wall and see what your Facebook friends think.

Horse & Dog Play Nice:


Can’t we all just get along?!?! How awesome is that 🙂 two best friends just getting along. Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think.

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