Handstand Dog, Bat Bear, & Funny Status Updates

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • You don’t poke me as often as you used to. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Satisfaction is not always the fulfilment of what you want, its the realization of how blessed you are for what you already have.
  • I’m out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
  • Two days ago you hated me, now you’re acting like you’re my best friend… WTF?!
  • Yeah, I’m F.I.N.E., (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything’s wrong.
  • Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
  • Every-time you seem to be getting ahead in life, something crummy happens and back you go.
  • I can only do one responsible thing a day. After that, I just kind of burn out…
  • Sometimes I read status updates on Facebook and wonder “How am I friends with them?” Then I remember I am not actually friends with them. (78+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I wish you could pick a brand of car, and every few years you’d get an upgrade. Like with phones.
  • My life is such a disaster…last night the Red Cross showed up.
  • How come when I wake myself up from talking in my sleep, I feel its necessary to finish the conversation out loud?
  • Opening yourself up, even if it means your heart and soul are crushed. That’s what makes you stronger.
  • Part of the responsibility of using big words is using them properly.
  • Improve your surroundings by producing rays of positivity rather than polluting it with germs of negativity.
  • If just 20% of the people on Twitter who have jobs actually performed them, the economy would recover and the Fail Whale would die. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • At my house, multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

Who will protect us? BAT BEAR!

Bat Bear

What a killer birthmark! You’ve got to share this one on your Facebook wall.

Handstanding Dog Takes a Pee…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKWbT0CpaXo[/youtube]

That was indeed crazy, LOL. What will your Facebook friends think of that one?

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