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- You don’t poke me as often as you used to. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Satisfaction is not always the fulfilment of what you want, its the realization of how blessed you are for what you already have.
- I’m out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
- Two days ago you hated me, now you’re acting like you’re my best friend… WTF?!
- Yeah, I’m F.I.N.E., (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything’s wrong.
- Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Every-time you seem to be getting ahead in life, something crummy happens and back you go.
- I can only do one responsible thing a day. After that, I just kind of burn out…
- Sometimes I read status updates on Facebook and wonder “How am I friends with them?” Then I remember I am not actually friends with them. (78+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I wish you could pick a brand of car, and every few years you’d get an upgrade. Like with phones.
- My life is such a disaster…last night the Red Cross showed up.
- How come when I wake myself up from talking in my sleep, I feel its necessary to finish the conversation out loud?
- Opening yourself up, even if it means your heart and soul are crushed. That’s what makes you stronger.
- Part of the responsibility of using big words is using them properly.
- Improve your surroundings by producing rays of positivity rather than polluting it with germs of negativity.
- If just 20% of the people on Twitter who have jobs actually performed them, the economy would recover and the Fail Whale would die. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- At my house, multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Who will protect us? BAT BEAR!
What a killer birthmark! You’ve got to share this one on your Facebook wall.
Handstanding Dog Takes a Pee…
That was indeed crazy, LOL. What will your Facebook friends think of that one?
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