Ben Stiller Skateboarding, Crocodile Kitty, & Status Jokes

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  • LIKE IF you ignore the house phone because no one calls the house phone anymore. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • *1% Battery left* Me: “Challenge accepted!”
  • Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?
  • That awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
  • Dancing Party: ~(‘,’~) (~’,’)~ \(‘-‘\) (/’-‘)/ \(‘-‘\) (/’-‘)/ ε(‾^‾)з \(‾^‾)/ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ
  • Me + ☊ + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined.
  • Definition of “there’s no food in the house.” = “We’re out of food that I would actually eat.”
  • I’m not totally useless… I can be used as a bad example. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
  • “Man, what did you do in here?… It smells like updog…””What’s updog?””I don’t know, Dawg, what’s up wit you?”
  • I don’t have a type. If I like you, then I like you.
  • 2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene… Guess which part your parents walk in on ….
  • Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you’re having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

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Crocodile Kitty

Classic! Share this little croc-o-kitty with your FB friends by putting your mouse over the image and pressing “CLICK HERE TO SHARE” you’ll be a shoe-in for likes and comments galore.

Ben Stiller Skateboarding…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMmkLpqSiAw[/youtube]

Haha, pretty funny! So that’s how Ben Stiller skateboards. You’ll be seeing that scene in one of his upcoming movies, lol.

Bonus Video: Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie trailer.

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