Ben Stiller Skateboarding, Crocodile Kitty, & Status Jokes

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Status Update Jokes & Humor:

  • LIKE IF you ignore the house phone because no one calls the house phone anymore. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • *1% Battery left* Me: “Challenge accepted!”
  • Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?
  • That awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
  • Dancing Party: ~(‘,’~) (~’,’)~ \(‘-‘\) (/’-‘)/ \(‘-‘\) (/’-‘)/ ε(‾^‾)з \(‾^‾)/ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ
  • Me + ☊ + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined.
  • Definition of “there’s no food in the house.” = “We’re out of food that I would actually eat.”
  • I’m not totally useless… I can be used as a bad example. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
  • “Man, what did you do in here?… It smells like updog…””What’s updog?””I don’t know, Dawg, what’s up wit you?”
  • I don’t have a type. If I like you, then I like you.
  • 2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene… Guess which part your parents walk in on ….
  • Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you’re having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

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Crocodile Kitty

Classic! Share this little croc-o-kitty with your FB friends by putting your mouse over the image and pressing “CLICK HERE TO SHARE” you’ll be a shoe-in for likes and comments galore.

Ben Stiller Skateboarding…

Haha, pretty funny! So that’s how Ben Stiller skateboards. You’ll be seeing that scene in one of his upcoming movies, lol.

Bonus Video: Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie trailer.

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