Step your status game up with these…
Clever Statuses that will get you likes:
- LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym… Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
- BEST ADVICE: Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
- Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
- I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
- That awkward moment when you say “What?” but then one second later realizing what they said.
- If monday’s were a shoe, they’d be crocs…
- LIKE if you know who Corey Matthews and Topanga are. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I’ve just realized that Facebook really is just a place to create and run your own webpage except someone else makes all of the money off of it.
- Does running late count as exercise?
- “Please don’t pick up please don’t pick up please don’t pick up….(voicemail) YES!”
- There just isn’t a good reason to look into a woman’s purse…ever.
- No one makes a lock without a key. That’s why God won’t give you problems without solutions.
- Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life. Drink to your health!
- The worst = telling an awesome story and realizing halfway through that you should not be telling it to that person. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
This seal photo bombs this picture hard!
Don’t you hate when people do that to your pics? Sometimes you can forgive them, when it’s cute like this 🙂 Put your mouse over this picture and press “CLICK HERE TO SHARE” to put this beauty on your own newsfeed. You’ll be impressed with all the likes & comments it racks up.
This dog absolutely loves guitar…
Wow, that is amazing 🙂 he really genuinely loves the guitar! Share the love of music and this video with your newsfeed by posting this video. You’re guaranteed to get LIKEs & comments galore.