Step your status game up, share these… Facebook Status Humor: My dog is cooler than most people. I make love like I use semicolons; rarely and probably incorrectly. I haven’t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn’t blue. You say “it’s complicated”, I think “you’re unstable”. I’m that horrible […]
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Turtle Hump, Huge Fish, & Status Humor
Collected this week, on FB… Top Facebook Status Humor: Every time I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the lock. I wish there was a way to track down who got you sick so you can punch them in the face. Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, “I like where […]
Ben Stiller Skateboarding, Crocodile Kitty, & Status Jokes
Get more likes, with these… Status Update Jokes & Humor: LIKE IF you ignore the house phone because no one calls the house phone anymore. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) *1% Battery left* Me: “Challenge accepted!” Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!? That awkward moment when you’re not sure […]
Space Shuttle Launch, Curious Kitty, & Humor Status Updates
Be a Facebook celebrity, share these… Status Update Humor that will get you LIKEs: LIKE IF you say “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When someone sends you a text that says “call me”. Why didn’t you just call me? I would love to meet […]
Cool Kitty, Starfox Down, & Funny Statuses
Status humor that will get you LIKEd… Funny Status Posts for Facebook: LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles. An expert is a person who has made all of the mistakes possible […]
Best Cover Photo, Pool Dog, & Status Humor
Get more LIKEs, share these… Funny Status Humor for Facebook: LIKE If you’ve ever laughed so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a dumbfounded seal. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) The first person to ever attempt skydiving must have been one of the bravest mofos ever. That mini […]