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- The first person to ever attempt skydiving must have been one of the bravest mofos ever.
- That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you’re moving.
- The later the night, the more secrets are spilled.
- Learning song lyrics faster than your homework.
- Dying to know something, but being scared to find out.
- I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat. (208+LIKEs in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face but don’t press your luck.
- Profile Pictures: what people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: what they actually look like.
- That little dance your thumbs do when you don’t know how to answer to a text.
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- Are You Single?” “No, I’m Plural.” “No, I mean, are you free this Friday?” “No, I’m expensive!”
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