Best Cover Photo, Pool Dog, & Status Humor

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Funny Status Humor for Facebook:

• LIKE If you’ve ever laughed so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a dumbfounded seal.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• The first person to ever attempt skydiving must have been one of the bravest mofos ever.
• That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you’re moving.
• The later the night, the more secrets are spilled.
• Learning song lyrics faster than your homework.
• Dying to know something, but being scared to find out.
• I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat.  (208+LIKEs in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face but don’t press your luck.
• Profile Pictures: what people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: what they actually look like.
• That little dance your thumbs do when you don’t know how to answer to a text.
• Deodorant: o/ No deodorant: ~o/~
• Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Are You Single?” “No, I’m Plural.” “No, I mean, are you free this Friday?” “No, I’m expensive!”
  

EPIC Facebook Cover Photo:

Well done, sir! That is really creative. Hover your mouse over this picture to One-Click share this epic Facebook cover photo on your newsfeed.

This poor dog really wants his ball…

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Awwwwww I love a happy ending! Share with your Facebook friends for instant-LIKEability.