Status humor that will get you LIKEd…
Funny Status Posts for Facebook:
- LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
- An expert is a person who has made all of the mistakes possible in a very specific field.
- Just know that you never lose. You either you win, or you learn.
- Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.
- Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
- The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
- Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate. (173+LIKEs in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice & clean, make you sound like a professional singer, & help you make all of life’s decisions.
- I’ll call it a “smart phone” the day I yell, “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your covers!”
- If I don’t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn’t going to make me answer.
- Fake friends are easy to find and easy to loose but real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to lose.
- Call it old fashioned, but I still think it’s cute when someone writes you a love letter.
- I missed my calling. It should’ve emailed. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
StarFox is Down, I repeat Starfox is down…
LIKE if you remember StarFox from childhood! It might not be Starfox but, it sure is an adorably puppy sneaking a snooze! Share on Facebook by hovering over the picture and clicking share.
This Kitty is Too Cool for School…
LOL! Didn’t see that one coming 🙂 Share this LIKEable kitty video on your newsfeed and watch the LIKEs meow right in.
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