Cool Kitty, Starfox Down, & Funny Statuses

Status humor that will get you LIKEd…

Funny Status Posts for Facebook:

  • LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
  • An expert is a person who has made all of the mistakes possible in a very specific field.
  • Just know that you never lose. You either you win, or you learn.
  • Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.
  • Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
  • The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
  • Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.  (173+LIKEs in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice & clean, make you sound like a professional singer, & help you make all of life’s decisions.
  • I’ll call it a “smart phone” the day I yell, “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your covers!”
  • If I don’t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn’t going to make me answer.
  • Fake friends are easy to find and easy to loose but real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to lose.
  • Call it old fashioned, but I still think it’s cute when someone writes you a love letter.
  • I missed my calling. It should’ve emailed.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them.

StarFox is Down, I repeat Starfox is down…

Starfox Down

LIKE if you remember StarFox from childhood! It might not be Starfox but, it sure is an adorably puppy sneaking a snooze! Share on Facebook by hovering over the picture and clicking share.

This Kitty is Too Cool for School…


LOL! Didn’t see that one coming 🙂 Share this LIKEable kitty video on your newsfeed and watch the LIKEs meow right in.

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