Slug Problems, Holding Hands Prank, & Cool Statuses

More laughs per share, with these…

Cool Status Ideas for Facebook:

  • The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Never tell a girl to calm down…she will just get more angry.
  • HEY, WHO STOLE MY – nevermind, I found it.
  • That awkward moment when you know something but you don’t know how to explain it.
  • Oklahoma Thunder & Miami Heat… Can’t tell if they are talking about a weather report or NBA Finals.
  • What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system.
  • Facebook stalker : One who creeps on your page then suddenly knows what you did yesterday, today, and three hours from now.
  • Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. ♥
  • Somebody needs to invent a voice-activated refrigerator on wheels.
  • I miss the days when shouting “Not it!” was an effective way of getting out of things you didn’t want to do. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • Do it today. It could be illegal tomorrow.
  • Taylor Swift: “Hey, I wrote a song about you.” Him: “I’m screwed.”
  • My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
  • WHEN CLEANING MY ROOM: 5% Cleaning. 30% Complaining. 65% Playing with stuff I just found.
  • (S]tress (I]s (N]ow (G]one (L]ife’s (E]asier♥
  • All I ever hear about is this apparent obesity epidemic we’re having, but no one seems to be concerned about the stupidity epidemic going on as well.
  • Morning comes in 3 sizes: 1) Early. 2) Too early. 3) Way too early (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • LIKE if you know who Corey Matthews and Topanga are.
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This Guy has a problem with slugs, and this is how he is dealing with it…

Slug Problems

That. Was. EPIC!  Well done, my friend, well done 🙂 I think everyone would appreciate if you would repost this awesomeness on your Facebook by putting your little mouse pointer over the image and pressing “CLICK HERE TO SHARE” , you’re already halfway there.  (Source: imgur/reddit)

What happens when you hold a strangers hand:

That was actually pretty funny. Post to your FB wall and check out what your friends think of this hilarious practical joke. Thought-provoking caption idea, “How would you respond if someone pulled this on you???”.

Yesterdays Status Updates…