Balanced Dog, Tea Time, & Funny Statuses

Be an Internet Celebrity post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• It’s amazing how much I can get done in the hour and a half before I’m expecting someone over.
• Switch their facebook relationship status from single to taken just for attention. #AttentionWhore
• LIKE IF you hate texting people first.
• LMS = Like My Status
• Life is not about understanding or doing it right. It’s about taking what you’ve got and just smiling about it anyway.
• I’m at my wit’s end. And let me say it didn’t take long for me to get here either.
• I am a firm believer that anything wrapped in bacon ultimately tastes better.
• Guys who still carry bags, open doors, tell their girl that she’s beautiful, and show respect… Real Men.
• ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I’m in love with my computer. It’s getting pretty serious.
• Be strong and try your hardest, because in the end, gold looks better than silver and it’s all worth it.
• Lazy Rule #33: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge. (174+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
• Coin always makes sound but the currency notes are always silent. So when your value increases, keep yourself calm.
• You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
• Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.
• If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, “In Jesus name, amen,”
• The one who says it can’t be done should never interrupt the one doing it.
• Base your hopes on action, not on your dreams.
• Go to Google.com and type “Do A Barrel Roll” DO IT. Share this post and spread the word! (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Care for some tea?

 

Clever Cats just keep getting smarter and smarter. Post to Facebook & see what your friends think of this hilarious cat pic.

A Very Well Balanced Dog:

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Ah-mah-zing! That is spectacular and adorable at the same time. Share on your wall and see what your friends think!

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