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- My computer has the Disney virus. Everything in it has gone Goofy. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.
- It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.
- What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
- I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose.
- That sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
- I changed my name on Facebook to No One and spent all morning liking statuses so that it’ll say No One Likes This.
- Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
- LIKE If you… let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because you don’t want the person to know you’re ignoring them. (340+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
- Sharks aren’t so bad. If some stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
- That awkward moment when I’m tired all day but when I lay in bed, I’m fully awake because of all the things on my mind.
- The first failure becomes a memorable moment when we approach our first success.
- That awkward moment when you realize Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage could have have paid for your college tuition for 2,690 years.
- Just because we’re friends on Facebook doesn’t mean that I actually like you in real life.
- They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
- I’m a magician when it comes to pretending I’m scratching my nose when someone catches me picking it. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I always wonder why companies like Coke even advertise. There’s never been a point where I’ve been unaware that Coke was a beverage option.
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Whoa, mind = BLOWN! How awesome is that illusion? Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of that awesomeness.
Bear Attack turns Awkward…
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Silly Bear, you’re not supposed to do that! Classic mix-up, post to your FB for LIKEs & Comments galore.
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