Make Monday better share these…
Awesome Facebook Status Updates:
- I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
- I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos — I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference.
- Bad relationships are like speed bumps. They force you to slow down and think about where you’re headed.
- I want a boyfriend who… Actually, no. I would just like a boyfriend.
- Instead of presidential debates, we should just have a dance-off.
- The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
- If Facebook had a dislike button, there would be that one kid who would dislike everyone’s status just to be annoying. (150+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
- A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
- If Facebook had a dislike button, there would be that one kid who would dislike everyone’s status just to be annoying.
- Every day, hour, and minute are so special because you never know if it will be your last. So enjoy every second of it!
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
- Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
Adorable Bulldog Pup:
Post that on your Facebook wall and make everyone’s Monday a little better 🙂
Kid caught “Doing Dishes”:
I think we’re all guilty of having a little fun while doing house chores from time to time! Share this video with friends and watch the LIKEs fly in 🙂