Baby Bulldog, Doing Dishes, & Awesome Facebook Statuses

Make Monday better share these…

Awesome Facebook Status Updates:

  • I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
  • I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos — I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference.
  • Bad relationships are like speed bumps. They force you to slow down and think about where you’re headed.
  • I want a boyfriend who… Actually, no. I would just like a boyfriend.
  • Instead of presidential debates, we should just have a dance-off.
  • The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
  • If Facebook had a dislike button, there would be that one kid who would dislike everyone’s status just to be annoying. (150+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
  • A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
  • If Facebook had a dislike button, there would be that one kid who would dislike everyone’s status just to be annoying.
  • Every day, hour, and minute are so special because you never know if it will be your last. So enjoy every second of it!
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
  • Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

11,001+ More Status Updates…

Adorable Bulldog Pup:

Bulldog Puppy


Post that on your Facebook wall and make everyone’s Monday a little better 🙂 

Kid caught “Doing Dishes”:


I think we’re all guilty of having a little fun while doing house chores from time to time! Share this video with friends and watch the LIKEs fly in 🙂

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