Running Puppies, Fry Sculpture, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to tweet or update your Facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I never worry about money. What’s the sense of worrying about something you don’t have?
  • Are you really leaving or are you just trying to brighten up my day?
  • Remember, anything you can do, I can do drunker.
  • That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
  • If you miss an opportunity don’t fill the eyes with tears, It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.
  • Every time I see a yellow light I say to myself “challenge accepted.” (132+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built!
  • Instead of pressing “like” on FB, what if we clicked a “duh” button?!?
  • It would be so cool if I could see what my life would be like if I had made different decisions.
  • If you were happy before him, you can be happy after him!
  • Admit it, you love him so u facebook stalk him. You over think your status updates in case he reads’em & you look @ all his photos several times a day.
  • My level of boredom is directly proportional to how much I crave another beer.
  • It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

The EPIC Fry Sculpture:

Fry Sculpture

Wow, could you imagine seeing that at McDonalds. That would be awesome 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of the fry sculpture.

Release the Puppies:


Talk about a wave of cuteness. Post to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs & Comments march right in.

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