Share these LIKEable statuses…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to tweet or update your Facebook status. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I never worry about money. What’s the sense of worrying about something you don’t have?
- Are you really leaving or are you just trying to brighten up my day?
- Remember, anything you can do, I can do drunker.
- That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
- If you miss an opportunity don’t fill the eyes with tears, It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.
- Every time I see a yellow light I say to myself “challenge accepted.” (132+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built!
- Instead of pressing “like” on FB, what if we clicked a “duh” button?!?
- It would be so cool if I could see what my life would be like if I had made different decisions.
- If you were happy before him, you can be happy after him!
- Admit it, you love him so u facebook stalk him. You over think your status updates in case he reads’em & you look @ all his photos several times a day.
- My level of boredom is directly proportional to how much I crave another beer.
- It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
The EPIC Fry Sculpture:
Wow, could you imagine seeing that at McDonalds. That would be awesome 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of the fry sculpture.
Release the Puppies:
Talk about a wave of cuteness. Post to your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs & Comments march right in.