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Congratulations, you’ve made it to Wednesday which means its time for more hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m sure looking… To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone […]

Hello friends, we’ve got some great status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post today.  Here they are… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. A chef is a cook who swears in French. Do not argue with […]

Happy Monday everyone 🙂  Hope you had a great weekend here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: It’s crazy to think that there was a time (not too long ago) when Myspace was bigger than Facebook and no one even knew what Twitter was. Alcohol doesn’t solve any […]

Ladies and Gentlemen congratulations the weekend is upon us!  I present to you the world famous weekend wrap-up… Awesome Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: It is often said cooking is an art. But I have very few meals that I would hang on my wall. (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills  (Part of the 4.5-star Rated […]

Welcome back amigos.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it! –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death (Part of the 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App – Over 8,000 users!) In […]

Good news folks, the week is half way over already.  Time to celebrate with some funny status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: Why does Harry Potter wear glasses? He’s a wizard & he can’t fix his own vision? He’s my French step dad… I call him my faux pa. I never apologize. […]